Friday, May 20, 2005

Hot Dog Peace Accords

The peace talks have concluded and the result is a new peace agreement between hotdog manufacturers and hotdog bun makers. Part of the agreement outlines new packaging rules requiring that all parties sell their products in the same quantities (no more 8 dogs but only 6 buns).


Celebrations immediately erupted around the globe.



  1. Very funny. Can this be for real! Always a dilemma I have just hated, ya know.

  2. They had a thing on this morning's Fox News - it included a rep from Armour and bun company. I cannot seem to find any links through Google though...

    The peace activists were live outside the studio - staged by the two companies... funny though.